Sofy is Sensitive for Sugar
Alvy:
Today was a weird day. The cantina food was finally fantastic today, the juice wasn’t bad, they had cake, cotton candy, popcorn, and pastel (It’s a very famous food here, and it’s real good!) and unfortunatly, Sofy had cotton candy. It was just like in my sister’s party when she got drunk, but this time, it wasn’t one gulp of wine, it was a whole cotton candy thing. She got weird all day long, only because of the damn cotton candy, she got totally sugar drunk, and even started to talk weird to the teachers, like she came to Erika (Our arts teacher) and asked: “Erika, may I pee?” and I had to tell every teacher that it was the sugar talking.
I asked her if she wanted to be a pregnant slave for my History project but she said “no”, aw, who in the world doesn’t want to be a pregnant slave in a soap opera for a history project? I’m going to have to ask her tomorrow, oh no, coz she’s gonna have a hangover, so i’m gonna have to ask her monday, and if any of you guys see Sofy eating candy again, tie her to a chair and eat the candy right on front of her so she would suffer… Muahahaha! no, just kiding… just laugh now that you know this.
